Random
Source Code
Random
The lighter a junkie uses to heat up the spoon he is cooking his heroine in.
The junkie ripped that guy's face off because the guy took his spoon cooker
A long skinny penis with a very big head
Greg's lanky spoon was useful as an eating utensil in emergencies
Term that describes the latter years of a, predominantly, gentleman’s life. He is retired and uses his local Wetherspoons as a second home and pre-cursor to a nursing home. He may or may not be escaping endless trips with his spouse to the garden centre or the bingo.
I’m tired at work, all the time; I can’t wait for the Spoons Years.
The act of spooning someone while asleep. Usually the person has no idea of the act that they are committing and if not stopped may take it to another level.
Person 1: Did you hear what John did last night.
Person 2: yea i heard he was sleep spooning Jordan
Person 1: yea they had to be separated otherwise it would have turned into a one sides but fucking bonanza
14👍 3👎
A game you play with your friends, where a group of people lay down and spoon each other like spoons in a drawer. Can be played with any combination of boys or girls, but it is generally accepted that you try to make sure no guys are spooning each other (unless you want to).
"Yo bro, let's play spoon drawer!"
"Okay, I'll call up some people!"
*spooning commences*
14👍 3👎
a person who is not too clever
your as sharp as a spoon
38👍 12👎
it is poop on a spoon noting else.
its poop on a spoon
11👍 2👎