Clam stamp

A physical gesture consisting of a person creating a vagina with his or her hands by connecting the index fingers and thumbs in an extension while the other fingers are clenched as in as fist. Then thrusting this hand formation forward quickly so as to place a stamp. This stamp is bestowed upon those who willfully exhibit weak and otherwise un-manly or "pussy" actions

That guy just got dragged out of the bar by his wife. Lets clam stamp his forehead!

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butt stamp

A butt being pressed against something. Dog butt's are the worst because they sneak attack you and put their hole on your hand or foot or whatever.

The dog Butt stamped my face while I was sleeping.
Josh teabagged chris so chris butt stamped josh.

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mushroom stamping

The male act of stamping the penis into an ink blotter, then proceeding to mark an unsuspecting customer with the "branding" of the mushroom tip.

"Yesterday Sam got ahold of mom's red ink blotter and I woke up to him mushroom stamping me in the face".

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get stamped

Simply a slang saying for getting a Tattoo of any kind.

Angela i want you to hang with me while i "get stamped".

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Bingo Stamp

To stamp someone in the face with your erect, moist, bell end.

The aim of bingo stamping is to stamp someone five times anywhere on the face with the final stamp being inserted in the mouth, where the bingo stamper shouts BINGO!

James: "Played bingo stamping last night with the missus"

Nathan: "How did it go?"

James: "The girlfriend loves playing bingo stamping, got her twice on each cheek, once on the forehead and then got full bingo in her mouth. It was great!"

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fanny stamp

stamp applied to those who have acted ina foolish manner - ACCOMPANIED BY BEING SMACKED ON FOREHEAD BY FRIEDNS FIST AND SCREAMING 'FANNY STAMP!!'

what was that? 'fanny stamp!!'

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bottom stamp

A bottom stamp is a sarcastic phrase referring to factious or metaphorical marking that would mean that person is obviously or at least a stereotypical bottom (someone that prefers to take the submissive role in sex or being gay the one that enjoys anal penetrated).

Brent: Hey, is Chris a bottom?
Andrew: Duh, you didn’t see his bottom stamp across his forehead

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