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My ultra rare trading card was bought on the steam marketplace. I have enough to buy 28% of a gumball! :D
When you shit on someone's stomach while they are in the wheel yoga pose.
I made a steam table on Jared during hot yoga, and everyone had to clear the room.
The process of vaping orally and anally, similar to butt chugging. Named the "Steam Machine" after Machine John performed the very same act for six hours straight before dying instantly.
person 1: did you hear about benjamin?
person 2: no, what happened?
person 1: he attempted to do the steam machine for four hours and ruptured.
person 2: ruptured?
person 1: yeah, ruptured.
Good-For-Nothing-Piece-Of-Shit
Bro, did u talk to Steam Support?
Dafaq is dat?
It is for... Its is ashit don't even do it.
A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.
“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable
When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion
Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.
Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.
Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"
Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"