Steam canyon

Very large, wide vagina

That girl was so loose, it was like a steam canyon between her legs.

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

Steamed vegetable

A sex move where a male runs into a hospital naked, finds a disabled person, and nuts on them before security comes.

“Jake why are you on probation!?”
“I was horny yesterday, and I pulled a Steamed Vegetable

Steam Sale

Steam's way to hack into people's brains and screw their credit cards.

Person: "Summer is coming. And there's gonna be a steam sale! Even be-"

Person 2:"Wear this tin foil hat will ya?"

Steam-clean

Bending over and spreading your butt cheeks in a hot shower to rinse out your butthole & crack.

You can toss my salad, I did a steam-clean earlier today.

steamed pickle

Dropping the dick in a girls hot box while in a sauna.

I gave that bitch a steamed pickle at the YMCA.

steamed creamer

When you creampie your girlfriend and then slap her she is then a steamed creamer

John: rob I gave my girlfriend a steamed creamer and she kicked me out of the fucking car
Rob: that's unfortunate