Stupidity Lag

the time it takes your brain to realize what you just did was stupid.

you are traveling for work and you decide to surf for porn at the hotel and then later after a 45 minute stupidity lag you realize you are still VPN'd into the office network.

stupid bomb

(stoo'pid bom) - n. A suddenly detonated change of subject during the course of conversation resulting in the destruction of intelligent subject matter. Typically the result of a lack of understanding, respect, or care for those present.

1. Last night, I was having a very interesting conversation with John Perry Barlow regarding the legal issues of podcasting; that was until some fella rolled up and dropped a stupid bomb.

2. It was a fine script stupid-bombed by Hollywood's need for a happy ending.

stupid song

A song you sing to pounder the sanity of your mother.

TLT: Since you've been gone, I've been singing this stupid song so i can pounder, the sanity of your mother.

California Stupid

A phrase describing the stubborn unwillingness to leave California even when one can’t afford to live anywhere due to the obscene cost of housing.

It seems that so many have become California Stupid to the point of sleeping on friend’s couches for months or living in a tent somewhere just to stay in the sunshine state.

Stupid Tax

The price you pay for ignorance.

"Dude, I just got conned!"
"NP bro, you just paid your stupid tax. Live and learn."

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stupid dumbass

n. An intensified version of the word "dumbass" using "stupid" to further degrade the dumbass that you are reffering to.

Shut up you stupid dumbass before i kick your ass

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beer stupids

the feeling one gets after binge drinking the night before. it is associated with a hangover but it is more specifically the lack of coordination and a feeling of incredible stupidity with a distinct lack of mental quickness.

dude i drank so fucking much last night that i got a raging case of the beer stupids.

how bad?

i cant do math