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A fine cocktail made with equal parts of beer gin and absinthe
Dude! I got TRASHED yesterday with your swiss mad hatter
When two gay people of the male gender, engage in a 69 but the lover on the top is doing push-ups while the lover on the bottom holds the top side lovers legs. After five push-ups the two connect by grabbing in a hug fassion while deepthroating each other, proceed to roll over so they change positions. The lovers then proceed with this same formula until both parties climax.
Tim: “How are you and ______ doing?”
Jim: “ Quite well thank you for asking”
Tim: “ Anything spicy cooking in the bedroom?”
Jim: “ Well the other day _____ agreed to finally Swiss Turn”
A colon that regularly produces a poopy every day at the same time without fail.
Like a swiss watch, a Swiss Colon cranks out a doogie with tremendous timing precision.
Blair: Dude, every morning you head to the John at the same time, with newspaper in tow.
Mark: I've got a Swiss Colon. It arrives every day on time, at 9:22 precisely.
Blair: Swiss Colon. It's a gift of consistency.
Mark: Ja.
A way to say that someones is stupid, their brain has got holes in it,like swiss cheese
P1: vaccinations cause autism
P2: no they dont you block of swiss cheese
When you put your d*ck in a girls throat and she spins in a circle like a dreidel.
"Yo why were you in the bathroom for so long?"
"Sorry dude this girl was giving me a wicked bomb swiss swirly!"
When the penis refuses to fully arise and stays neutral during coitus.
Oh dear my love, it's not happening here, I have a Swiss semi!
When you're pissed off because you are, or somebody else is late (based on the Swiss attitude to punctuality)
Riley: You'd better hurry up and go to class
Matt: Yeah, or my lecturer's gonna get real Swissed off