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Having really long hair in the crack of your ass and not much hair on the ass cheeks
Looks like your shitting out MR T.
Yea it's my ass hawk
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That guy they are always making fun of in cartoons.
Stephen Hawking: I call it a "Hawking Hole".
Fry: No fair! I saw it first!
Stephen Hawking: Who is The Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?
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Stephen Hawking is his ownage on. Raps like a motherfucker and definitley raps better than Eminem and all those other fuckers excluding Lil' Jon and the Eastside Boyz
Those dumb-ass bitches...every time I think of them my trigger finger itches
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To have sex with the assist of an electrical wheelchair or other mobile-assistance. Can be done with or without speaking in monotone.
Kid 1-"Dude I just walked in on my grandparents pulling a Steven Hawking."
Kid 2- "That's gross dude, are you sure it wasn't just the bed squeaking?"
Kid 1- "It was more of a buzzing..."
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Green bay outside linebacker who was the fifth overall in the two thousand six nfl draft, widely consdird the best defensive rookie registering one hundred tackles and three sacks. stands at six two, two hundred and fourty five pounds
AJ Hawk is a total badass, better than any young linbacker out there
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When liquid feces becomes pasted along the rim of a toilet. Similar physics of the brown matter are seen with Tony's wicket skateboarding moves back in the late 1990's. Not to be confused with the "upper-decker" (crapping in the tank) or the "ground-rule double" (crapping on the seat and letting the poop fall in).
College student: I ate some Taco Bell, some magic mushrooms, and a bunch of other garbage then pulled a Tony Hawk on the shitter. In retrospect, it was real bad case of the green apple slatters.
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The spaz in a wheelchair i laughed at during science.
I may not be smarter than Stephen Hawkings but at least i can move.
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