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its all units of measurement...from nothingness to infinity...all depends on the pitch when saying;;;;;;;
damn that ass bigger than a motherfucker.. ..damn your bank littler than a motherfucker..
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The next level of chilling, or the intense version of chilling. Chilling so hard you might as well be on the bottom of the ocean. Not just sitting in a chair conversing with friends. Slouch down, shut your mind off, and sit there like a fucking rock. Best done in a big ass armchair. Eventually, someone will ask if you're spacing out or some shit, and you know what to tell them. "I'm chillin' like a motherfucker."
Katie: Ed, what are you doing?
Ed: *comes out of stupor* What?
Katie: Are you asleep?
Ed: Hell no. I'm chillin' like a motherfucker.
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A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.
therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.
or something along those lines.
person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH
person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE
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1. Exclamation of frustration most commonly used when unable to accomplish a relativly simple or mundane task.
2. Realization of common knowledge.
I just got home from work, and found my wife fucking some other dude, so I yelled, FUCKING SHIT, MOTHERFUCKER!
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Term attached to any male friend who repeatedly is unable to "man-up" in a variety of life situations.
When a man is unable to drive the golf ball past the womens tee box during a round with his buddies should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker, which per rules should require a dick out.
Or when he's got a 15 foot putt and leave it short by 10 feet. Again, the boys should let him know he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker.
Or used when a buddy bails at the last minute for fight night cause he's gonna catch a romantic comedy with his girl. "Man... that Jimmy, he's a Limp Dick Motherfucker for bailing on us tonight!"
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1. Insult for a person wearing a business suit or tuxedo (because a penguin's black and white colouring vaguely resembles a person in a suit).
2. Insult for a Linux user (because the mascot of Linux is Tux the penguin.
1. Yo penguin lookin motherfucker think you better dan us boyz frum da 'hood?
2. Damn those penguin lookin motherfuckers and their Evolution mail client! Why can't they use Outlook like normal people?
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One that looks sorry but is a motherfucker.
A person that you feel sorry for but is a motherfucker.
Look at Angle he looks like he got ass-raped and beaten up, that sorry looking motherfucker.
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