I'd tap that

“I’d tap that”

This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:

“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-

“You could tap and sell that.”

The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.

The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”

In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:

“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”

It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.

In observation of an attractive female:

"I'd tap that"

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sack tap

The sudden and random striking of a person's cock and balls with slight wrist action.

I sack tapped him so hard today that he fell down on the ground.

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tap mac

To use an ATM machine for the purpose of securing funds for the evening's festivities.

"Hey Dave, they only take cash at this bar, so I gotta tap mac before we go."

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cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

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courtesy tap

a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth

"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."

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i'd tap that

When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.

Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!

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tap city

to have no more money.

Dude man, I'm tap city. That LTC show was so expensive.

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