tap mac

To use an ATM machine for the purpose of securing funds for the evening's festivities.

"Hey Dave, they only take cash at this bar, so I gotta tap mac before we go."

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cow tapping

The act of having intercourse with woman who weighs more than 300 lbs. Commonly cow tapper's travel from bar to bar, and pray on unsuspecting drunken fat hoes. It is generally frowned upon in today society, but as the saying goes, "fat bitches need lovin too"

John went to the bar and found plenty of livestock for his cow tapping to begin.

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courtesy tap

a gesture you use while getting head before you jizz in her mouth

"He was so sweet he did a courtesy tap so i didnt have to spit or swollow."

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i'd tap that

When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.

Frank: Wow, look at that lovely river.
Anne: I'd tap that!

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tap city

to have no more money.

Dude man, I'm tap city. That LTC show was so expensive.

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Boner Tap

The act of tapping boners, similar to a fist pound. Usually occurs after something cool happens. This gesture is in no way homosexual in nature, and is a perfectly reasonable way for two men to applaud one another.

It is usually performed without any other touching, only the erect penises bounce off one another under clothing.

Not acceptable in the nude.

1)
Travis: "BANG"
Dan: Sweet head-shot
(Dan Stands up to give offer boner tap, only happens if Travis has a boner, if Travis doesn't the gesture ends in extreme awkwardness)

2)
Dan: I have a boner
Travis: Sweet me too
(Bonner tap happens)

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ima tap that

The art of wanting to tap dat ass

I was walking down the hall when a very fine girl with an ass of the gods walk in front of me I then turned to my broski nick and implied that Ima tap that