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The disease-like condition when you start gaining romantic feelings for a tease (typically women) who openly flirts with everyone for his/her own personal benefit (AKA, an attention whore). S Tease D's can be very serious and can last for days or even years. There is no cure for an S Tease D but there are treatments. Treatments include strip club patronizing, booty calls, introductions and conversations with new prospecting individuals, and social avoidance of the infecting party.
I don't know why anybody would want to go out with her. She only gives guys S tease D's.
When a girl from the Boston metropolitan area gives you a handjob/blowjob without finishing the job.
That bitch from B.U. was D.T.F. but when we got back to my place she gave me a Boston Cream Tease so I sent her on her way.
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a form of sexual torture when a lady has sex with a dude and stops right before he orgasms, leaving him with blue balls syndrome.
Ethan was pulled into his girlfriend’s apartment and was tugged onto the bed. They performed foreplay, then Ethan started eating her out. His girlfriend returned the favour by giving him a blowjob. Ethan felt immense pleasure and his breathing became uneven. Then he was right about to orgasm when she pulled out.
“What happened?”
“Nothing.”
Ethan was naked, wanting more.
“C’mon, gimme more!
“No.”
“Just finish the job!”
Ethan was promptly kicked out, naked on the street. He then felt a swelling sensation on his balls. It felt as all circulation was cut off. He grasped his balls in pain and doubled over. His balls bragged across the pavement as he tried crawling away. He is a victim to the blue balls tease.
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Lexi: Zach you're a tease (You tense of Zach is a tease)
Zach: Okay
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Someone or something that commonly stimulates a woman's sex-drive without leading her to orgasm.
Johnny rubbed his hand against my minge, but he wouldn't finger me, therefore he is a Minge Teasing Bastard
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When you're about to talk to someone on Facebook Chat and right when you click their name, they immediately go offline.
Usually this happens due to Facebook's shit chat system or on the rare occasion, the said friend had mind reading powers and read your mind and then purposely logged off on time just to be a dick.
"Hey Geoff, did you finally get the nerves to talk to Sally on Facebook?"
"Yeah, but when I clicked her name she went offline."
"Curse you, Facebook Chat Tease!"
A whale tail tease is someone, usually female but may also be a gay male, who deliberately wears his thong high enough and jeans low enough that others can see the color of the thong strap from the rear.
Jessica was a whale tail tease at the Mall last night. So déclassé and outré of her to do this!
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