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The most awesome movie ever made. Two punk kids from the 80's (Keanu Reeves and Alex Winter) go back in time with a phone booth.
Bill and Ted's is a most excellent movie.
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An aewsome movie where these two dudes go in a time machine and bring back all these famous people for this school project.
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White sepremists that carry ladders and have viking helmets.
BILL AND TED ADVENTURE
Nigger #1 : This fucked little dude tried to climb a ladder on my roof and I shot him.
Nigger #2 : Oh fo shizzle yo. *steals car*
Nigger #1 : Yea then it's twin tried to burry him even though he was alive and killed him.
Nigger #2 :SHITS WACK! *steals vcr while eating fried chicken*
Nigger #1: Man then he tried to pull some digging shit and I killed that motherfucker.
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When one consumes an excessive amount of beer prior to unintentionally falling asleep. The victim then awakens in a completely diverse setting and scenario, having no recollection or memory of the past night. Said person may even be in another state or country than they had last recalled.
"I heard Patrick attended Douglas' party in Orlando last night. He took a heavy Ted Cruz Booze Snooze and now I hear he's in Michigan at a seven year old's birthday party."
"Niiiice."
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A slang expression used in replacement of “one hundred percent”.
Yes or Affirmative.
Person A: “Will I see you at the cafe?”
Person B: “One hundy Ted Bundy!”
A unit of measure equivalent to 3" that represents the amount of snow Texas received before Ted Cruz fled to Mexico.
Girl 1: How was your dick appointment yesterday?
Girl 2: Terrible, he had a micro peen.
Girl 1: Like Ted Cruz Cancun Trip??
Girl 2: Smaller...
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A male friend who gets involved with all of the girlfriends, of his male friends, but strictly in a friendship way.
Ted, from the movie "Jingle all the Way".
Example 1.
Friend 1:
"Great!, Alfredo added my girlfriend on Facebook."
Friend 2:
"Don't you mean Ted did?"
(Alfredo is a Friend You Call Ted.)