When you have a boner and fart so that the gas engulfs your penis and inflates your pants
Eww look at Mikey he's gassing the tent, I can smell it.
Screwing in a tent while wasted.
"I drunk-tented Suzie last night while camping!!"
"Drunk-tenting is much more fun than I expected!"
If a guy is "Tented" it means he has an election and it is pushing his pants up making it look like a tent
Being mad or aggravated; having pent up emotions
Thais had to wait in line for over an hour, she got mad tented
An expired meat tent is exactly as it sounds. It has passed it’s use by date, usually been abused on its way there and full to the brim.
Can also be used as a way to describe a pregnant person in which you are afraid to assume their gender.
Wow look at the bump on that “expired meat tent” who lost their barge pole?
A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushes’ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.
“No, I don’t think I’m particularly creepy for watching bae’s live feed in my unders tent. The fact that I’m munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.