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Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

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Marital Aid

At a quick glance, appears to represent a marriage therapist or counselor, but is in fact a euphemism for a device you stick in your husband's ass to spice up a boring marriage.

Wife-"Hey honey, i just picked up a "marital aid" at the shop today."

Husband-"Why do we need a counselor, our marriage just hit a rough patch?"

Wife- "Um...you should sit down for this"

by Dirtybusiness7 December 17, 2019

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AIDs Couch

A couch that is free because it has contracted AIDs from its previous owners. Often sports a horrendous floral pattern with obvious ejaculate stains, but hey it's free.

"Man, we have no furniture to sit on" Dude 1
"Why don't you pick up an AIDs couch" Dude 2 (Hopefully joking)

by dixie normous yeah that's righ September 3, 2010

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mand-aid

When duct tape is used to cover a bleeding wound. Often used by men who don't own first-aid kits

Hey John pass me the duct tape, i just sliced my wrist on the jig saw and need a mand-aid.

by bobmanmc September 7, 2009

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blue aids

A sickness caused by getting Rainbow Aids and having Aids at the same time.

symptoms are you got aids and rainbow aids

Holy shit I got blue aids.

by mikeman2 February 28, 2008

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Band-Aid

A trademark used for an adhesive bandage with a gauze pad in the center, employed to protect minor wounds.

1. "True welfare reform is being bypassed for Band-Aid solutions" (Los Angeles Times). "These measures are mere Band-Aids" (U.S. News & World Report).

2. You gave me a band-aid, I put it on my heartbreak

by olechka November 26, 2009

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kool aid

1) a drink stereotypically referd to what black people drink.
2) a persons area/space

1- that nigga' was drinkin some kool aid.
2- that skank was all up in ma kool aid, but ma crew gave me da 411 and shes all bout the bling bling.

by smakydafrog December 8, 2005

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