Clown cake

A diss, joke, insult, or smack talk that is particularly weak, lame, or unfunny.

After being insulted: "Your clown cake material bores me. Come up with something better before you come at me again. Maybe then I'll take you seriously."

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Patty cake

The sexual act wherein a woman sits on a man's face while simultaneously jerking him off.

I just got patty caked last night... W00t W00t!!!

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Babe Cake

The female equivalent of a Stud Muffin.

A girl who is looking like a particularly hot and steamy babe.

1. (guy talking about a girl) "Did you see that chick that just walked past? She was a total babe cake."

2. (girl saying about self) "Ding! Turn the oven off. This babe cake is done!"

ghost cake

A cake baked for one's deceased mother on the anniversary of her birth or death. Also means explicit stuff that burns itself into one's brain after reading the article on Urban Dictionary (i.e. Alabama Hot Pocket or similar).

"Unfortunately, I didn't realize that Ghost Cake is a really bad thing on Urban Dictionary, and now it's burned into my brain."

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Crab Cake

Someone outside of your clique who hangs around idly and won't leave.

Man, I hate fucking crab cakes. (in their presence)

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folding cake

Folding money & putting it in your wallet

I'm folding cake bro

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Sloppy Cake

When someone's rump is fat but not in a slim thick way; a sloppy way

"Yo she's got some sloppy cake! Oh hell nah!"
"I like myself a man with some ASS but I don't like no sloppy cake, just that good, tight, thick shit."

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