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The residue made of male semen and sometimes lubricant in the tip, or end of a condom after ejaculation
"Condom Sauce - is what's left on your dick, Condom Sauce -It'll make you sick, Condom Sauce - don't use it to cook, its 50% lubricant, and 50% guk"
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While guacamole is more solid with avocado, tomatoes, onions, chiles, spices, etc., Guacamolito is more salsa-like, more liquid in nature and used like a sauce atop of items.
"And it get's even awesomer when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a layer of our special guacamolito sauce, and wrap that around the outside!" Narrator, "Taco Town" commercial
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Yo bro, my hands are dirty. Pass me the hand sauce
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1) Spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.
2) The ability to create Christ imagery with food sauces.
3) Archaic. Noun. A form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. Hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. See: The Troubadours, Middle Ages, Greek Life, etc.
John: Quit playing with your food.
Jimmy: I'm expressing my shame, relax.
John: Wasting delicious Stubbs Bone Lickin' sauce is shameful in and of itself.
Jimmy: Not when it's elegant. This is a sauce cross.
John: My mistake, thought you were pining for Swiss citizenship again.
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Cam: What happened last night?
Jesse: Well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and...
Cam: Made them recite the founders and the triad?
Jesse: Not exactly... Gregg and Shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. Shane took care of the cheese-
Cam: That guy'll eat anything.
Jesse: I know, then Gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. I guess Jon's kinda religious. Didn't go over well.
Cam: It's not for everyone.
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The liquid that comes out of a girl's vag when she queefs or orgasms. Also any dipping sauce or dressing that tastes like a queef.
Damn bitch you got queef sauce all over my leather couch.
Sorry, daddy, you're just too good for me.
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A reddish-orange sauce made from the unknown. Typically found in carry-outs in D.C. Goes well on chicken wings, french fries and when a lil' bit drips on your fried rice
"Let me get six wings with mumbo sauce"
Chinese Lady: " You wan sal, peppa, ketcha, mumbo sauce on ya french fry"
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