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When a guy who is a douchebag to everyone turns into a nice guy around parents, teachers, or people of authority.
I can't believe she likes him! He is such a jerk! He is totally pulling the nice guy act on her.
He always gets his homework done and his nice to the teacher, but we all know that he is a dick and its just the nice guy act.
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The extension of the stand Tusk Act 3 which is activated by the Golden Ratio, and Can rip through dimensional barriers, punch really fast, cause something to rotate infinitely, and say Chumimin before beating the shit out of the president
Johnny: Tusk Act 4!
Funny Valentine: D4C back into the light! HIIIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!
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That time when Canadas Balls dropped and told Britain to fuck off.
The constitution act, 1982 was fucking lit dog.
When you go to a fancy/nice hotel and make coffee early in the morning. Then sipping from it while you open the curtains and look out the window like they do in the movies.
Hey Bill I am going to the Starbucks downstairs.
Alright, I am just going to do some early morning acting.
in the song let's go by lil' jon he defines it as telling a lie.
some puck just slipped up and made you spill your drink. what you gonna do act a fool
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When a person displays that they are better than their friends, or treats their friends indifferently, especially where there has been a relationship of good standing previously; hence the term 'new'. i.e. without any history with you.
Why Jamie acting brand new like he don't know nobody? Just be cause he got a car don't mean shit, we practically grew up in the same house and yesterday he said he couldn't come over my house because it has a garage. I was like, well what about all those other 1000's of times.
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When a sexual partner compares you subsequent partners they have had and provides you this compliment, it means you are one of the best partners they have had and that others that have followed have not measured up.
Bob, since I have been with you intimately sexually, sex in the summer, you have been a hard act to follow. lover, sex, partner
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