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The act of ejaculating into a condom, then have your significant other suck the contents from the condom.
Hey babe, how about a cream straw for dessert?
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a boy puts whipped cream on a girls leg and then licks it off, or vice versa
Hey Anna, tomorrow, you, me, whipped cream.
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Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
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Something that is used to spread on your partner's body during sex. Popularized by getting stuck in a girls braces, it was coined by a couple who are mentally retarded.
Girl: I'll get Randall over here and spread cream cheese all over me!
Guy: Oh hell no, thats my job!
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the tangy residue that remains after finger penetration or oral titilation. warning: do not comsume more tan two to three ounces per serving.
after I clit ripped her with the crippler, I tasted her sour cream dip and licked my fingers clean.
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1. getting fucked
2. comparable to "getting served"
1. Chris cream slammed his mother last night.
2. Those suckas got cream slammed.
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A Bavarian Cream is when you carefully shit on the rim of a toilet, then mash it with the toilet seat.
Right before he left on his last day, Sheldon did a Bavarian Cream in the employee men's room. Apparently he wasn't interested in a good referral
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