The film so shit that if your friend recommends you watch it, you know they’ve clearly lost their mind.
Friend: Dude, you should totally watch Cuban Fury. You will laugh you’re arse off. It’s hilarious!
You: 😬
During intercourse in the missionary position, the woman will reach forward and insert an index finger into the man's butthole.
She will then remove the inserted finger, and place it against her upper lip and directly under her nose. Finally she will drang the brown digit across her lip while taking a single, deep inhale through her nostrils.
This is to create the appearance of one smelling a fine Cuban Cigar as seen in pop culture.
Tom: Becky surprised me last night by giving herself a Cuban Cigar.
Ted: I didn't know Becky liked to smoke cigars.
Tom: explains the sexual position.
Ted: vomits* You're both fucking sick and need help.
fries in Cuba. attempt at an American food in a communist country gone terribly wrong
Dad: they just put out more fries at the buffet
Mom: real fries or Cuban fries?
Dad: they don’t look amazing
Mom: I’ll stick to Long Island ice tea thx
When your partner is giving you head. As soon as you’re about to blow your load, he/she bites down on the top of your shmeat and it blows back into your shaft cap like a soggy sun hat that fell in the river.
My girl surprised me with a Cuban meat slicer because I forgot to put out the garbage this morning.
When you are swimming in cuba and someone reaches for his swimming suit to get his hands full of doo-doo and throws it in your face
Ex : I was enjoying the nice ocean breeze and someone cuban throw me
Sticking a lit cigar up your partner's ass whilst getting fucked from behind.
We were disappointed to find out I couldn't perform the hot cuban doorbell in a local bar due to anti-smoking laws.
A heel of approximately two to three inches on a mans shoe or boot which enables him to reach the head hight of his lady friend
Jaysus holley maree muther look at the cuban heels on that short arse feergal there