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when one massages a girls clit/vagina which resembles the shell of a taco.
"o ya whatd u do with her last night?"
"I played a little taco dj on her, she was diggin it."
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The type of guy to put his name on top of the presentation just because he shifted the keys off of the computer. Mr DJ Khaled, a guy shouting "Weight Watchers" for the past decade even though I bet he must have not lost even 5 pounds since then, resides in one of the most expensive sprawling estates in Miami, has made his earning by combining two or more people on a track, make em sing songs and then Mr Khaled continues to make money/leeches off of the artist's talent. He does not have any talent whatsoever rather than shouting his name on records which he himself has not put any effort ,talent since he is incapable of that. He says his music is 'THE BEST' even though it sounds worse than lil pump, He literally has a company named 'WE THE BEST MUSIC", more like we the WE THE TITS MUSIC. The guy has TITS bigger than a whale's cunt. The guy's ego is bigger than the person who found the solution for breast enlargement. He is so cringe that if there was a cringe-meter besides Titty khaled, the meter would blow up more than the atom bomb dropped on Hiroshima. Even though his music is more mediocre than my academics, the guy has the audacity to sue billboard since his mediocre album was #2 rather than #1. He literally thought his album was better than Billie Eillish's. And..... that's it folks. OH, he also dances like a bull frog.
RICK:WHY SHOULD I PUT YO NAME IN MA PRESENTATION?
DJ KHALED: HEY, I AM THE ARAB OF THE MUSIC INDUSTRY, MAKE MONEY OF THEM BLACKS.
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An awesome, badass house music DJ who is known in Australia for creating The Old Skool Rebelz. DJ Complex derives his name from not only having 'a complex' (in the form of a massive chip on his shoulder), but also from being a complex character of succinct distinction. Always a Gentleman, and always plays to the crowds wishes, unlike many a teeny-bopper DJ who suddenly cant find a fucking piece of wifi or know how to download songs from the internet if you give them a request. Complex lives to show other DJs their errors. See Mixcloud.
Punter who likes to dance: "Excuse me old bean but I have 3 very tasty hot women who are wanting to take me back to theirs tonight for copious amounts of intercourse and hopefully a lot of face-sitting; however, they want to see my sexy moves on the dancefloor before they make their decision. I was wondering, if it fits with your plans and you could find it in your heart to do so, if you wouldnt mind playing "All In" by Norman Doray? "
Teeny-bopper DJ: "Wha?"
Punter: "Can you put Norman Doray "All In" on?
Teeny bopper DJ: "Sorry I haven't got it"
Punter: Well perhaps you should take a leaf out of DJ Complex's book and get it fucking downloaded from the tinterweb or whatever youz kids use these days. It's not like you have to drag heavy vinyl round the place everywhere ya snotty nosed young cunt"
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Dillan/Dj has two names Dillan and Dj DUH he’s a small little Asian boy that goes well with other Asians
Isabella: OMG IS THAT DILLAN/DJ
Dj:yea????
Isabella:omg your so cute
Dj:it’s because I’m Asian?
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A prostitute licking nip smelling type of guy. Chat to him on Thursdays but not Fridays coz I will be smoking the fat spliffs. Most likely takes it up the shitter.
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When a woman plays with her Vajayjay like a DJ...
"Well I'm going to go watch some Redtube and Play DJ Scribbles"
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DJ KiMDRI is one of the hottest up and comming talents down under (australia). His random lyrics and names has suprizingly been aknowlged and loved by young and old. Some of his songs include: breakdown evacuation dancing collage, my car got stolen at hooters and 12983(terochno)(cross between rock and techno).
jane: why didint you come home last nite
DJ KiMDRI: my car got stolen at hooters
jane: why were u at hooters
DJ KiMDRI: coz theres juggs of all kind
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