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A doctor for time/clocks. someone who works with clocks, or someone who makes time itself work
Tom: Man, i gotta get my clock fixed
Aaron: Just go to the Time Doctor
Someone who behaves like they are an authority on medicine and have no medical background or training whatsoever.
Person 1: Gee Jan was telling me not to eat eggs again because it will give me high cholesterol. Should I really take her advice?
Person 2: Don't listen to Jan she's just an armchair doctor. She has a degree in Liberal Arts.
Doctor Scott is the nickname for an amazing person born in England in the 1970's who has amazing psychic skills.
Do you need doctor Scott to look into ANY situation for you.
A Doctor who is loose with his/her prescription pad particularly with narcoti
Person 1: Man I sure would like to boogie woogie right now.
Person 2 : Head on down to the disco doctor he will hook you up .
Person 1: I don't know.... last time I had to suck his crank for the prescription.
Person 2: Huh that's funny.. last time I was there he insisted that I let him suck my crank?
mistaken for doctor who when you're trying to say a joke when its actually doctor hoo
person 1: knock knock
person 2: whos there
person 1: doctor
person 2: ohhhh ik what ur trying to do!! doctor who
person 1: OMG NO!! ITS DOCTOR HOO!!!
A term used by fat people to describe a doctor making them starve before surgery
My nazi doctor says I can't eat anything for the next 24 hours, but I am starving.
Refers to any "low-stamina" dude --- usually middle-aged or older --- with moderate chronic aches and pains which prevent him from seeking regular employment, although he does still attempt to assist other less-fortunates in "treating" or "curing" minor difficulties in their everyday lives. Every town has at least one or two of these unique hombres.
It's often very easy to determine if Doctor Moangroan is back in town or not --- just poke your head out your front door and crane your head up da street and down da street... if ya hear him moanin' and groanin'. then you know he's back in town. Any time "da Big M" does wearily shuffle back into city limits on his way home again from a brief sojourn to do grocery-shopping or visit friends in a distant place, the townspeople hastily schedule a "Groaners' Anonymous" meeting; to give D.M. his due credit, he has absolutely zero hesitation in acknowledging that he does indeed suffer from a major "groaning" problem, and so he ALWAYS goes to the meeting --- every time --- in fact, he CHAIRS the group --- he heads it up! Not sure how much actual benefit da meetings do him or da multitudes of other huge balding and hairy-stomached dudes with fibromyalgia, Arthur Itis, and/or Charles Horse who also attend said gatherings, but at least you get plenty of companionship, plus they always pass out free glucosamine, chondroitin, and MSM pills to help ease da guys' aches somewhat, and so that's a good thing.