Greek Massage

Massage is the practice of soft tissue manipulation with physical, functional, and in some cases psychological purposes and goals. But a Greek massage specifically implies spitting on the persons back as the main source of stimuli.

Patron: "Sir, may I please have one Greek Massage?"

Masseur: "Surely, how much spit?"

Patron: "moderate to heavy!"

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greek pop

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage present in a college (mostly involving a fraternity or sorority) setting.

Joe, please put your greek pop down and go deal with the police officer at the door.

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greek dip

When you dip your cock into your partner's asshole then once you get a shitty residue on ur cock, you feed it to your partner.

Soula was feeling a little peckish so i gave her the Greek Dip... you should have seen it re!!!! it was killa!!!

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greek cheese

the name given to a semen-covered shit taken after anal intercourse.

"Just after I had buried my seed deep into Cecil's upper colon, he sqatted over my chest and squeezed out a big, nasty lump of greek cheese"

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Greek sauna

Placing one's partner's head under the duvet after one has broken wind.

"Phillip, you do love to give a Greek sauna don't you" said a gagging Elizabeth.

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greek dragon

When yo dude jump off somthing and land his dick in yo girls pussy

My bro pulled a Greek dragon on her and she started crying

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greek beast

When a greek man puts greek yoghurt up a womans rectum whilst having anal sex.

I gave her a taste of the Greek Beast

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