hide the potato

So, hide the potato (HTP) is a popular game in Florida (especially South Florida) where you get as big a potato possible and shove it up your butt. Some brave souls even try two!

Today, on my agenda, was a trip to Publix, in order to find the best, the biggest, and juiciest potato in order to shove up my rear for absolute pure ecstasy. Ahhhh! Oooh! Soooo fulfilling! Yep, I’m going straight to Hell. It happens. I’ve just got to hide the potato.

hide

hide, a man or person. rare to meet but brings good fortune. would be a great friend for you and support you. if you ever meet hide your encounter with him will not be long.

have you seen my new friend hide?

Hide The Plantain

When you cover your MASSIVE pp in penut butter, and put inside random objects, and your dog tries to find it and lick off the penut butter

Last night I played Hide the Plantain with my dog

chop hide

another word for coochie

“i have a fat chop hide”

tanning the hide

A viking term for sex

Person A: Dude I was tanning the hide with Starr today!
Person B: Wow Brett, your a badass.

Buffalo hide

A term used for exorbitantly expensive leather.

That's a real fine Buffalo Hide jacket Hans is wearing.

reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner

A show of pure dead by daylight skill that has you reversing into a chainsaw dash to hit a someone playing as quentin smith hiding in a corner. A maneuver pioneered by twitch streamer otzdarva, most high tier players don’t consider it a victory if at least one isn’t performed in the game

“okay and now what you want to do is reverse chainsaw into quentin hiding in a corner and that’s it”
-Otzdarva