A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
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Lists of every email: sent, received, or spammed by you. Your mail is collected, categorized, analyzed (and probably flagged if you get stuff from the "urban dictionary") by the NSA.
I'll bet Edward Snowden is sharing my porn mailing lists with the Russians.
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A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
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A word that not only means you're A-List but you are also a homosexual.
Neil Patrick Harris is so GAY-LIST
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This is the list that you tell people when u invite them somewhere and they want to know who else is going before they commit. It includes those who are definitely going, those who might go, those who plan on going but never show up. And it does not include those who show up completely unexpectedly. The actual attendance always ends up being totally different than the guess list.
Are you going tonight?
Idk maybe, who else is going?
So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.
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A list of sexual acts or achievments someone wishes to fulfill before they die.
I got a blow job behind the bar last night; crossing that off my slucket list!
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