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As pretty as a sunset on Delaware Bay and with curves like the winding country roads in Salem county. Aggressive as a bull just out of the shute at Cowtown but as sweet as the honey they sell at Monroeville. As sensual as a Renault Wine in Egg Harbor City and at the same time as cute as tiger cubs at the Bridgeton Zoo. With all the power and majesty of the waves breaking on Brigantine Island during a storm and all the gentleness of the peach orchards of Mullica Hill swaying in the breeze.
Ain't nothing in the world like a Jersey Girl.......especially a "South" Jersey Girl
I love "Jersey Girls". They are the best.
Joanna Cassidy, Kirsten Dunst, Queen Latifah, Meryl Streep, Ashley Tisdale, Jersey Girl
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Plastic tampon applicators. Particularly the old pink Playtex brand. These non-biodegradeable goodies were particularly prolific along the Mid-Atlantic coast in the '80s and '90s. Fortunately, you don't see them as much today.
We don't go to that beach anymore, there are too many Jersey seashells in the sand.
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A jersey foul is the act of wearing a professional or collegiate sports jersey in a manner that could potentially label the wearer as a douchebag. The jersey foul is typically unbeknownst to the wearer.
1. Putting your own first or last name on the back of a professional or college sports jersey.
2. Putting the name of a player on the back of a team's jersey for whom the player never actually played for.
3. Cutting two different player jerseys in half and having them sewn together to create a hybrid name and number of both players. Cutting the same player's home and away jersey in half and sewing them together is also a foul.
4. Wearing a jersey to a game where neither the player or team of said jersey is playing in that game.
5. Putting the classic name of a hallowed sports figure on the back of his team's jersey when the player never actually had his name on the jersey itself due to the team's uniform standards during that period of time (i.e. putting "Ruth" on the back of a Yankee's jersey with the number 3)
6. Custom making a jersey with the nickname of a famous athlete on the back of the teams jersey with the player's number.
7. A jersey foul constitutes putting any name or phrase on the back of a professional or collegiate sports jersey which does not correspond with an actual player name past or present that physically played for that particular team.
Exceptions to this rule are children under the age of 12, the mentally handicapped, and occasionally women.
Never again will I invite Mark to share my season tickets due to his constant jersey fouling.
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This is when you have a woman perform fellatio after having intercourse during her period.
I gave her the Jersey Devil. Did you give her the Jersey Devil?
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Quite possibly the worst show on air, The show cronicles the life of vapid air head, douchbags and every flavour of asshole from the scum barrel that is new jersey
Guy: I watched the jersey shore last night
Other Guy: That show sucks balls
Guy: It sure does
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A term used to describe MOST(the best) parts of New Jersey, such as PARTS of North Jersey (201 area, Elizabeth, Newark, Etc.), and parts of South Jersey. For some reason, middle class white kids from suburbia NJ aka Sussex County like to say they are from the real Dirty Jerz. Sorry to burst your bubble kiddies, but... no.
dirty jersey stand up! repping that 201, hackensack all day!
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When a girl is dancing in a club and bends over so her hands are on the ground; usually up against a guy.
Oh man! We were at the club the other night and this girl was Jersey Turnpiking it the entire time
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