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The act of burning down one's property to collect the insurance policy.
"The Johnson's place burned to the ground in less than an hour."
"That was some serious Jew Lightning if you ask me"
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A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper
They've got a Cave Jew
That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar
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To be undercut or to undercut someone else to make a quick sale.
Guy 1 : Man I can't believe Jim sold that hat in 2 days!
Guy 2 : Yeah man looks like you've been out-jewed.
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n. - One who buys a Mt. Dew cube for himself but refuses to share.
Ted: I'm so damn thirsty.
Fred: Yeah, too bad Eric is being a Dew Jew.
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One who is black as well as Jewish.
Get to the back of the oven you spook Jew.
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The single most orgasmic fetish in the universe. Those who fall fatal to the Jew fetish have amazing taste. The literal term of 'Jew fetish' is to have the undying urge to be fucked by a Jew.
When I see a Jew I get hella wet.
I have a chronic Jew Fetish. I'd lap up any male Jew's kosher meat.
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The ability of a Jewish person to spot loose change from up to a hundred yards away. Often results in awkward situations.
Ro: dude, where did my quarters go? I left them here on the ground
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...
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