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Cave Jew

A common relative of the Mountain Jew often found dwelling in caves attacking wandering fellowships. Often slaves to orcs and goblins with a vicious temperament and a hate for hobbits which is kosher. Usually wears a kippah and carries a kipper

They've got a Cave Jew

That Cave Jew could skewer a wild boar

by murkishboy January 03, 2012


out-jewed

To be undercut or to undercut someone else to make a quick sale.

Guy 1 : Man I can't believe Jim sold that hat in 2 days!

Guy 2 : Yeah man looks like you've been out-jewed.

by Manny the Entrepreneur May 29, 2015


Dew Jew

n. - One who buys a Mt. Dew cube for himself but refuses to share.

Ted: I'm so damn thirsty.

Fred: Yeah, too bad Eric is being a Dew Jew.

by TehJestR October 17, 2010


spook jew

One who is black as well as Jewish.

Get to the back of the oven you spook Jew.

by Sticky_babies February 28, 2017


Jew Fetish

The single most orgasmic fetish in the universe. Those who fall fatal to the Jew fetish have amazing taste. The literal term of 'Jew fetish' is to have the undying urge to be fucked by a Jew.

When I see a Jew I get hella wet.

I have a chronic Jew Fetish. I'd lap up any male Jew's kosher meat.

by notsoinnocent May 30, 2009


Jew Vision

The ability of a Jewish person to spot loose change from up to a hundred yards away. Often results in awkward situations.

Ro: dude, where did my quarters go? I left them here on the ground
Di: some lady came out of her house across the street, took your money, and went back home. she's got some crazy Jew Vision.
Ro: you've got to be shitting me...

by Rodizzo February 14, 2011


Jew-Unit

Jewish-Unit. A group of Jews that r tight like brothas and travel in a posse. Gang cry is "La Chiem!"

Guy 1: Man that Jew-Unit is straight from the street.
Guy 2: Fo' Sho'

by La Chiem! January 25, 2004