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Two holes on the lower back of bitches and hoes that are spaced between 6.9 cm to 6.9 in
Dude i totally jizzed on my girlfriends jizz holes and i over filled them
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Glasses, goggles, or eyewear of any sort that prevents manjuice from hitting bitches and fags directly in the cornea. Often worn by those who haven't learned of splooge's salutary effects--a couple of decent-sized loads, generously applied to the whole surface of the eye, are equivalent to a 6-year diet of daily vitamin C supplements administered rectally.
Jeremy Enkstew has red jizz windows.
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A big wad of jizz or cum a man lets go while he is having an orgasm. :)
Man, i just jizz bombed on thats sluts face!
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One who engages in the act or practice of ingesting semen in a rapid or enthusiastic manner.
That Tiffany is quite the jizz gobbler.
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Something so incredibly awesome it is able to make you jizz or any thing equal to cumming.
That headshot from 400 yards away was jizz-worthy
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That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.
shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!
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A shark that is covered in a creamy layer of thick salty man semen.
Cameron loves to eat shark, he his favorite is jizz shark
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