How much lettuce do you want?

Derived from the movie "Bad Santa" this phrase has been ranked in the top most annoying questions. The beauty of it is simple. Most people after being asked repeatedly will get very annoyed, asking what "lettuce" means. In which case you can just say, "just lettuce..?"

Bob- How much lettuce do you want?

Random guy- I dont want none lettttuce!

Bob- o-kay!

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Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community

Another word for the LGBTQ+ community if you want to use it in an area full of homophobes.

Hey, do you support Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon, Tomato, Quinoa plus community?

Yeah of course I do!

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I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

a gift from above

I CANT FUCKING DO IT. THIS SHIT IS SO HARD AND SO BULLSHIT. I can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order!

Burger King foot lettuce

Delicious frickn lettuce made by yours truly feet

I like 68 Good rapper

Oh wow that’s good Burger King foot lettuce

Garage lettuce

Weed. The cannabis kind.

I had an ice cold bowl of garage lettuce just now.

lettuce skipper

A term used for someone who has unhealthy eating habits or appears to be overweight.

Lettuce skippers always look for the closest parking spot.

rage lettuce

Eating out someone's butt so vigorously that it causes hem to bleed. And continuing to do so

Ah man I went total rage lettuce last night