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Mario is litterally the queen of this entire planet.
Mario is a capricorn and he loves nicki Minaj. The name Mario is ONLY associated with the only Mario Servidio, from italy. One day he will become our leader and make the poor people vanish by making more money. #MARIOMINAJ2021
dont you love Mario the queen as our next leader? Of course!
Juan Mario is commonly known as the hardest name one can acquire in the human form. There is a large controversy to the origins of the label, most commonly deriving from “Juan, The Horse Master” and “Maria, Queen of the Culantro Realm”, while relevant, it was recently disputed that the name in fact was influenced by Don Juan (the greatest lover on the planet) and Super Mario (the greatest plumber in the world). Which concludes to the fact that Juan Mario will not only be a gentle lover but he will also dig deep into your sexual desires and plumb profoundly into your lusts.
I spent a night with Juan Mario, he cleaned my pipes and I’m overwhelmingly satisfied
Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku
Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems
Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku
When your partner does the Mario Party Joystick thing to the tip of your dick. And you go "wahoo"
Stacy did the Mario party to me last night, My foreskin hurts.
When you invite someone to play the game but what you really mean is you have some plumbing to do and will clean her pipes.
Oh let us meet for a Mario Party, your puss needs to get some pipe.
One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.
A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."
A mario daddy is a mario that spoils you with money, clothes and makes you one blinged up suga mama.
Get yourself one
Hey, Mario Daddy where’s my money?