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A college filled with people who think they attend an elite school. They ripped off Princeton's name and many currently think they are better than Rutgers and even (gasp) Princeton. This is laughable. Although TCNJ is not a bad school, the student makeup, who feel as though they are attending one of the country's most elite Universities, significantly lower the school's credibility.
The morons in the facebook group of The College of New Jersey actually think TCNJ is a better college than Princeton.
At The College of New Jersey, no one laughed when it was announced that they were all attending an elite University
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Refers to a very nasty skank who looks good up top, but whose personal hygiene is lacking down below. Usually starts at the belly button, which emits an unpleasant odor (warning!) that continues through the vaginal and anal region. Often accompanied by a creamy, fishy goo emanating from the pooner with skid marks and various items hanging off their butt hair (which may be dreded). I.e.: they get nastier, stankier, and completely foul the farther down you travel. Similar to the NJ Turnpike.
Dude1: "I was going down on that chick I hooked up with at the bar last night, but it got so foul I had to turn around and go home."
Dude2: "Aw, nasty dude. She got that New Jersey Turnpike stank!"
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Stereotypical accent that is thought to hail from New Jersey.
This is only believed to be the New Jersey accent from those who don't live in/around the state.
Examples of this accent:
Jersey - Joisey
Daughter - dawda/dawter
dog - dawg
coffee - cawfee
water - wawder
talk - tawk
ect.
This accent does exist in people from other areas of the country,
however if you use it in front of someone from Jersey they may secretly hate you.
Person one: Where are you from?
Person two: oh North Jersey.
Person one: So you're from Joisey then?
Person two: ...
Person one: ...
Person two: That's not a New Jersey accent.... Go fuck yourself.
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Outfit comprised of denim jeans and a jean jacket. Popular not only with residents of New Jersey, but appreciated and worn proudly by clueless hillbillies from Florida to Idaho.
Debby Jean: Look at him in his New Jersey tuxedo! That man is gonna take me to the all-you-can-eat buffet!
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1a. NHL hockey club that has been based in the state of New Jersey, USA since its acquisition and move there in 1982. Originally the Kansas City Scouts (1974-1976) and later the Colorado Rockies (1976-1982).
b. Named for local urban legend the New Jersey Devil (see New Jersey Devil).
neveajerfioejasiofjweioawftqurdgy rfserafgyuhuts, Rockies, or Devils until 1987 (the first season after the hiring of still-acting General Manager Lou Lamoriello) the team is noted for their success since that time, winning three Stanley Cup Championships (1995, 1999-'00, and 2003-'04) and boasting a thirteen year playoff appearance streak (1996-'97 to 2010-'11).
Can you believe how many times Lou Lamoriello has led the New Jersey Devils to the playoffs?
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A variation of the three finger shocker. Instead of 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink, the new jersey shocker is 2 in the stink, one in the pink.
New Jersey Shocker: 2 in the stink, 1 in the pink
Yo, my bitch screamed when i gave her the new jersey shocker
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New Jersey has the most Waterproofers in the nation!
There are hundreds of New Jersey Waterproofers!
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