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Teacher pet

A student named Dayana

Dayana is a teacher pet

by Trippy3333 May 29, 2018


pet peeve

something a teacher says you can't do because it is annoying, but more often than not you could really care less.

jimmy, don't tap your pencil, you know it's a real pet peeve of mine.

by ninjadan March 12, 2006


chia pets

when u agree to something and are happy about it .

girl : u wanna fuck ?

boy : chia pets!

by chodeiusmaximus August 31, 2008


HEE HEE PET PET

"HEE HEE PET PET" is the near-incoherent inner babble of a person who is engaging in pleasurable physical activity (petting) with one of their chosen gender, more than likely for the first time in a long time; this can refer not only to the exclamation but to the activity itself.

Glenda found herself somewhat dazed as Marshall kissed her, the words "HEE HEE PET PET!" running through her sex-starved mind.

by Jess Park February 23, 2004


Pet The Kitty

A term used for masturbation.

Flap caught his brother Poot petting the kitty last night. The door was wide open and he was wearing nothing more than socks and a baseball cap. Poot loves to Pet The Kitty.

by Xx Seaman xX September 22, 2007


pet the giraffe

Slang for Male Masturbation

Person 1"dude i had to pet the giraffe last night and....."
Person 2"dude i dont want to know"

by Ur mom watches u June 05, 2006


Teacher's Pet

Student in a school, with sexual relations for a teacher. They always talk to teachers, get away with everything, and stuff. They sleep in a hamster cage in the teacher's bedroom, ejaculating in the water bowl while waiting for the teacher to go to bed and have sex with them.

Student 1: Have you seen that teacher's pet?
Student 2: Yeah, that's why he isn't a virgin!

by corpse on a stick November 09, 2017