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Chicken Procrastination

When you take chicken out of the freezer but you don’t know what to make, so it sits there for three days.

I took chicken out of the freezer for dinner but I’m having chicken procrastination so I think we’ll get pizza tonight

by The Anticook February 14, 2020


Procrastination Time

A group chat consisting of 9 beautiful, weird, funny ladies and 1 sexy cool gay mathafucka that reaaaaaaaaally loves to procrastinate.This group chat is a chat made in heavens and there will not be a group chat better than this!!!! There is a lound one that will never stop singing no mater what (goes on everybodys nerves), one that never gets jokes and forgives every fuckin thing and is cute, one that reaaaaally loves hugs (cute too), one that is too funny to exist, one that is a master at baking cakes and is an angel sent from above, one that reaaaally loves pasta and anime, one that LITERALLY laughs hihihiiii, one that is the coolest gay person ever, one that reaaaaaally loves to exercise toooooo much and the last one who is the most dramatic human living on this planet. If the group chat doesn't have these people with the same exact descripcion then it may never be called Procrastination Time!

ATM= OMGGGGGG the test is tomorrow and i haven't even started practising!!! fml i procrastinate too much.
CVK= Same gurl...
CG= U need a hug?
AMD= It's going to be fine everyone don't worry. :)
NVB= We had so much time to practise tho....ur own fault.... juuuust saying
MAP= HUH which test?!?!

EA= It was a joke...
AM= ahahahah did i give u a heart attack?
MAP= .....
VDS= What about the science test tomorrow?
MAP= What?!!?
VDS= Juuuuuuust kidding ahahah
MAP=.............
HC= CAN U GUYS STOP SPAMING THE GROUPCHAT?!?!?!
NVB= *NVB left the groupchat*
AM= *Added NVB to the groupchat*
NVB= ....
AB= aaaaah Procrastination guys Procrastination , u can never escape it

AM= mehehehe Procrastination Time<3

by Procrastination master<3 December 29, 2017


Procrastinator Parade

Something (usually a project of some kind) you tend to dread early and when it comes, since you've been putting off prep work, you will suffer from a variety of bad times.

That project that was due later this month has become a Procrastinator Parade for all the employees.

by R.Ost June 20, 2023


Procrastinate in the Panty

Similar to blue balls, procrastinate in the panty is in reference to a woman's repetition over a period of time that she would like to have sex but continues to put it off.

Kimberley tells me she wants to have sex but she keeps telling me she has to work on her paper.
Sorry man, your girls is really to Procrastinate in the Panty.

by Nicolishous March 1, 2019