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When at a party, while everybody is drinking, you are sipping on non-alcoholic beer.
The word and usage comes from the red cans of Old Milwaukee Non-Alcoholic beer.
Normally, red canning it, refers to Mormons who don't drink alcohol (5%), responsible people who don't drink alcohol(5%), or potential sex offenders who generally do drink alcohol but just are looking to "score" on a pissed-drunk young (most likely under-aged) woman (90%).
Despite the reason, every person red canning it, appears to be drinking and therefore:
1. receives no questions about not drinking;
2. does not appear gay;
3. receives minimal peer pressure;
4. gets all the numbers; and
5. makes out with all the girls who are drunk.
Dude One: Dude Two! She totally made out with me while I was red canning it. I remember the whole thing!
Dude Two: Do you know what Megan's Law is?
Being de koler red and being sussy baka
Yellow: I SAW RED,!1!11!! Red: ...
Blue: red is sussy vot hime!1!1!1!1!
Red was not the Ipostmer.
YELLWO NMWINS!11!1!1!1!1!1!
The act of shotgunning a vodka Red Bull.
Directions:
1) Cut a hole in a can of Red Bull, the same way you'd shotgun a beer
2) Pour out some of the Red Bull (into a cup, not to be wasted)
3) Pour in at least two shots of vodka
4) Gently swish the fluids side to side to mix up the vodka and Red Bull
5) Shotgun it
6) Enjoy a vodka red bull with the cup of red bull you now have on the side
Wow, apparently I was so drunk and over-caffeinated on Red Bullsheviks that I slapped an old lady last night.
When your son gets pulled over by a deputy that looks like his balls ain't dropped yet for driving his go-cart on the hiway with no helmet on.
Kavala's number one burger stand.
The go-to spot for burgers in the peaceful town of Kavala.
There is a guy RDMing behind Red Burger! Watch out!
Two girls scissoring for the kill while on their periods.
Lovers Stacy and Becky were getting riled from doing inverse yoga positions on their moon cycles, now their upstairs doing the red crocodile to sort that shit out.
A dictatorship, an organization ran by the greatest Island Royale players to ever live. A threat to every single Island Royale player, you do not want to cross paths with 1 of their members or you might not be around the community for much longer.
20 Have tried, 20 have failed.
Gode and Renegade the notorious red shrek leaders held responsibile for many nukes and bans, victimized every single duo that came up against them, and without a doubt dominated IR.
Red shrek's members have won every single Island Royale official tournament known to mankind and allegedly already won June Jubilation.
-Gode
-Renegade
-vorce
-fruitcake
-CleverSource
-H_aim
-AZB
The following terrorists are members of red shrek, if you ever cross paths with them, It might just be the last day of you in this community.
Oh my god red shrek members are playing this tournament, I'm just gonna stop trying to win now.
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