shipping up

consuming a large amount of alcohol while listening to "I'm Shipping Up to Boston" by Dropkick Murphys

I just failed that exam. I'm coming back and shipping up so I can forget about it.

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Shipping Docks

The Best Place To Hang Out!

Sam:Yo Let's All Go Hang Out At The Shipping Docks!
Jeff: YEAH!

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Scuttle the ship

A variant of the donkey punch. Scuttling the ship is the act of having sex with your partner (male or female) in a pool or other large body of water, and seconds before the giver climaxes, they force the takers head under the water without warning. Similar to sinking the ship before the end of the battle, one can call this Scuttling the ship.

So last night I was totally baggin this chick but she just kept talking. We were in the pool and I decided to scuttle the ship. That shut her up.

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Anti-shipping

When someone is against fictional pedophilic and incestuous ships. The opposite of Proship, which is when somebody supports those ships and drawing/writing child porn and incest.

Person 1: Rick x Morty is so cute!
Person 2: What the fuck. That’s literally incest and pedophilia.
Person 1: Go fuck yourself. Anti-shipping is so annoying. It’s fictional so who cares if I look at child porn of them?

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shipped upstate

To send someone to the penitentury.

Carla got shipped upstate! She better keep her bootyhole tight!

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Ship Wreck

Full insertion of one man's penis into another man's urethra.

Man, I'm so worn out from getting ship wrecked last night, I can't get any work done.

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Pimp Ship

Kanye Wests preferred method of transportation. Outfitted for speed and style rather than combat value, Pimp Ships have been known to go down from a single P.R.E.T.T.Y. missile. Avoid flying in one if you know of any nearby S.H.A.W.T.Y. Ground to Air missile sites.

I used to be commander and chief of a pimp ship flying high, until that pretty little missile came and shot me down out the sky

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