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When a couple, usually a man and a woman, are both high on heroine during sex. As the woman is on top of the man giving oral sex, the man ejaculates so much that he causes the woman to choke and gag.
Bob: Oh man, last night, me and my girlfriend were on so much heroine, that when she was blowing me, I sky monkey'd her so bad! She was on the ground choking for so long!
Adam: Woah bro, at least you didnt give her a amish plow!
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is a gross mid 2000s movie starring micheal whats his face who used to date stewart. everyone either turns purple, streches, makes beans grow or turns into a gerbil.
This movie is full of bad acting and the assaulting of baby aliens.
dont watch this movie
Timmy: What movie do you guys want to rent?
Burtha: Anything and long as its not sky high.
Timmy: What about mama mia?
Burtha: How about i make a video of you taking a shit, and then we watch it you disgusting pig.
Timmy: WhAT?
Burtha: you fucking heard me.
Burtha: lets watch die hard instead.
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Did you hear about Pat? Yeah, he smoked for two hours and then went sky diving on some unconscious whore he found in the street.
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Upon fornication (usually in the shower), when the male after consuming multiple drinks gets a sensation of herculian strength while fingering a woman and proceeds to lift the woman skyward with only the use of his fingers in her vagina.
Dude, I was so into finger fucking this girl last night I sky hooked the shit out of her. I lifted her clear over my head.
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A bunch of fuckbois that think girls will send them nudes on the daily; get drunk and high as an activity and think they r the coolest people cuz of how rich they are
"Guess what?!" "What?" "Half of ocean sky asked me for nudes yesterday"
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He/She who indulges in anal penetration with same sex or one that has fetishes with farm animals
Tom met up with his friend james and sky surfer all night night when they went to the zoo!
A very rare soccer maneuver in which a goal is scored directly on a corner kick without any other player touching the ball.
Sukru Gulesin, a Turkish professional soccer player who also played for two Italian clubs, scored on 32 sky hooks in his career, more than any other player before or since.