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A smurf that was bitten on the tail by a G'nap fly. Turns purple, and hops around yelling "G'nap g'nap!!" Bites other smurfs on the tail, which also turn purple.
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When a male jerks off onto a pile of fresh blueberries and gives it to his girlfriend to eat.
Guy: "I made you this Dingle Smurf's babe"
Girl: "You're so great. Thank you"
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Smurf Shit doesn't come out easily if left for ages.
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The true name for Sydney FC players and supporters. They wear sky blue, are shite football (soccer) players and shag their mothers.
Qld Supporter: "Farkin smurf!"
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Taken from the lovable 70's cartoon, Drunky Smurf is the smurf who cannot hold her liquor.
"Sarabeth had too much too drink!"
"Yeah...she is such a Drunky Smurf!"
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after a group of penises are wacked on ones face. a smurf village refers to the mushroom shaped welts left behind durring the process.
hey Keri! looks like you have a smurf village on your face, did you have a hard night?
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