The spitting image

When a person uses the phrase ‘the spittin image’ they usal mean that something or someone looks exactly like them.

Jack you look The spitting image of you dad.

Toad Spit

Toilet water splashed up onto your anus while you sit on the toilet. Could be caused by dropping a fat turd or when flushing before standing.

I hate when the automatic toilets at Wal-Mart go off when I'm not done, I always get splashed with toad spit.

spit toast

When a man is with 2 woman and the male spreads his toe fungus on 2 pieces of toast and spits on it the females then proceed to feed each other the toast.

Yeah me and John brought the babysitter over for a spit toast

Spit Slap

The act of spitting on one's or self hand until your hand is soaked in spit, then slapping a victims face, usually asleep.

"I'm going to give this asshole a spit slap!"

Spit Curry

That hardcore shit Shanti makes

Blud Shanti's cooking spit curry

spitting vicar

euphemisim for penis.

Jimmy showed me his "spitting vicar".

Spit Milk

When you gargle cum so long it curdles into Jizzmilk. You then spit it into a cup and watch your partner drink it. They repeat the process until the spit milk is cumcheese. You then grate the cheese and serve it over the cumsghetti at Cum Central.

Sperman: Hey Elyse, wanna make some spit milk with me? Then we can go to Cum Central afterwards.

Elyse: Sure, I'm your cum dumpster Sperman.

Sperman: You're so funny! Lets get these off you.