According to google, a thong is a sexy pant thingy that has been given to people with big schlongs, but to me, a thong is a thing used for fucking satanic purposes. FUCK THE THONG
Mom: Hey Jimmy, wheres my thong.
Jimmy: It's in my room, but i don't reccomend wearing it.
Mom: Jimmy did you fucking cum in my thong again.
Jimmy: Yes and now i'm gonna cum in that wet ass pussy
Thong, is when you have bebe and you wear on booty
Max: Yesterday i had bebe now i wear on booty i call it THONG
kenny: Wow! Is that a new invention?
Max: idk dude, maybe.
1. A sexy piece of undergarment or panty which girls wear that shows lots of ass and covers up the vaginal area like a covid mask. Also a stringy panty where you can put a dollar in the band when tipping a stripper at the club.
2. A two piece rubber sandal with a horn near the biggest toe that usually irritates the females foot when walking in them all day long causing irritation fungus and hammer time to their feet.
3. The best covid face mask available that you can make yourself.
Ronnie: damn man dem thongs on that girl like n-n-nasty!!!
Brian: yeah man
Brad: hey look at those thongs did to that girls foot
Yen: I bet it hurts and is irritating
Amb: my boyfriend is gonna be so happy!!
Shellie: why?
Amb: I made him the sexiest Thong to wear to work !!
An Australian slang word for flip-flops. Lots of people get confused
Bro, when your at service station can you buy me a pair of thongs?
an move used mostly by ugly porn stars when the were an tight thong and take an massive shit that is very hard which then is sliced in halve by the thong
jeff: hey did u see seedvia silks video last night
mark: dude doesn't she do thong slicing of her shit
jeff: yah and it is so hot
mark :........ why I am i even friend with u
A large amorphic creature with the tendencies to define form with small strips of cotton. Elusive and dangerous when it comes to flash photography.
Look she bending over and bobo thong is appearing.
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When you stretch your gum vertically over your tongue, you split the tongue in half and create booty cheeks and the gum becomes the thong of said booty cheeks.
Oh damn that’s a nice looking gum thong you have there. Teach me how you do it.