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when you take a crap so big it feels like a turkey is emerging from your poopshoot
oh man i just had an ass turkey in the bathroom
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I brought my broken phone to Sprint, and they turkey-dicked me by giving me another broken phone as a replacement.
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The most insulting word in the english dictionary.
I about shot John after he called me a jive turkey, but it turns out he really only called me a cock sucker.
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To thrust/punch a person in the face with an erect penis. This can sometimes be the result of a spontaneous erection, however it is normally an intentional act.
"I turkey punched my friend because he wouldn't share his Doritos"
"She went down on me, and I got so aroused I turkey punched her"
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the enlarged clit or extra vaginal tissue protruding on the nether regions of a women
mostly likely acquired from massive amounts of sex
or child birth
Did you see that turkey liver dangling between that strippers legs?
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To speak frankly, discuss hard facts, or get down to serious business.
Customer: I'm not sure about the technical details.
Business Analyst: Let's setup a call to get some of your IT folks on the line so we can talk turkey about your web services and getting access to your database.
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When having vaginal intercourse with a woman, the man pulls out to ejaculate on her breasts. i.e. Stuffing and basting.
"She likes it Turkey Style."
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