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Using a fork, someone steals food from your plate, when you are not looking.
My father is always pirate forking me, finally one day I got angry and stabbed his arm.
My boyfriend will say, "Wow look at that," point and pirate fork my lobster.
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A woman so large, this is the only career option available to her
'Yo momma so fat her official job title is fork & spoon operator'
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used when "holding down the fort" doesn't do because you are referring to food.
At dinner, Julia tells Tala she is going to the bathroom and asks her to hold down the fork
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Triple penetration with your fingers, where the third orifice is created ad-hoc
Fred, two fingers in Meredith, and realising his thumb was lonely, decides to go for a 3 pronged fork and immediately and painfully 'digs his own hole' with his thumb.
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A rusty fork lift is the act of fisting a man or typically a woman's ass and proceeding to raise him/her vertically (like a fork lift) until your arms fail or you can no longer maintain their weight.
Man did you see that?!?! He totally just gave her a rusty fork lift before he lost it and fell face first into her cooter. What a sick fuck!
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It is a self designation for someone who is from the North Fork of Long Island with roots that are so old they are untraceable or someone who graduated a local north fork high school and still lives in the area.
"Those North Fork Native bumper stickers sure make these city folk back off!"
"Them North Fork Natives taste just like chicken!"
"John Doe is a true North Fork Native he has never been west of Riverhead,"
1. (Phrase) meaning something was close to happening but either failed, was discontinued, or naturally dissipated.
Chloe: We talked and things were going well and then it just kind of fell off the fork.
Stephen: Honey, it was never on the fork to begin with.