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Individuals who deeply care for each other and email constantly but have never meet in person. They may talk on the phone or leave voice mails but the relationship is mainly interwbz based. May have found each other on craigs list.
I know I'm married but she's my paper lover.
The protective toilet paper you encircle any toilet that you fear may have been in contact with ' foriegn butts ' Additional 'anti-rim' front attachment for males normally required depending on size of coarse.
God lord..did you have to use those toilets...I hope you layed your paper saddle well !
The act of gathering a large amount of toilet paper and covering a house with it.
Dude, lets go Toilet Papering , we can T.P. that bully's house.
A document fraudulently signed by an able-bodied person claiming a disability for the purposes of getting a helper monkey
"Don't sign no monkey papers" - Lady Gaga
A pencil that puts really crapy erasers on thier pencils. Instaed of being soft and eraseing stuff they are hard and just slide over the paper.
Jack: Why won't my fuggin' pencil erase?
Joe: Well, let me see, ahh it's the shiitiest pencil company in the world, thats why.