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A girl who gets pregnant the first time she has sex with each new partner.
Friend 1: Did you hear about Jane? She had an abortion a few months ago, then started dating John and is already pregnant again!
Friend 2: Yeah, she’s a one shot sally.
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A made up move to scare people off.
Boy 1: hey see that girl
Boy 2: i don't mess with her, she threatened to give me a texas aunt sally.
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Similar to Murphy’s Law, however in this case whenever something can go wrong and will it’s to someone named Sally and is always at the worst time.
Person#1 “Sally just spilled a whole tray of drinks on her table.”
Person#2 “Sounds like Sally’s Law to me.”
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Sad Sally: (noun)
The stage name of a model in an adult magazine who's tagline was:
'Spank me you horny bastards...'
Also the name of a band named after said nude whore.
Person 1: Hey man did you see Sad Sally in the latest Newcummers mag?
Person 2: Yeah she totally looked h0t!!!111eleven
OR
Person 1: Hey man you going to the club to see Sad Sally tonight?
Person 2: What you mean the whore??? Sure thang!
Person 1: No... The band numbnuts!
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1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".
2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
editor: "I had to reject My girlfriend Sally due to the editorial guidline of no violent sex acts."
submittor: "argh! rejection!"
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An above the influence, wimpy, kiss-ass, cookie cutter, annoying or pussy type of person.
david: "Want to hangout with the crew tonight?"
jeff: "Not if you want to party and drink..."
david: "Alright Sally Straight Edge, fuck you"
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woman who shaved her head bald
Deb got the hair clippers and gave herself a bald headed sally
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