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downward slapper

A woman's booty that is so big that if you were to vertically slap the booty at a 90 degree downward angle, three of your fingers and 75 percent of your palm would connect with ass

Damn Mike, you see that downward slapper over there?! I bet she could make that shit clap for days!

Hey bro, Mike started seeing a new girl, but she don't got a downward slapper. That shit ain't cool.

by xo805 December 12, 2020


carpark slapper

Girl who spends her time hanging around in carparks whether its in her boyfriends car or her own...thinking she is it...

carpark slapper are most likely caked in makeup, tracksuit and seen with both legs above her her

by lilginga March 7, 2012


calf slapper

A very long penis that dangles below the knees and slaps the calves when running. May also be used in the plural form to describe low-hanging testicles. See calf slappers

As I ran beside Brad during our workout today, I heard a pitter-patter below his knees. He must have a real calf slapper in those sweatpants!

by CalfSlapper September 11, 2015


Triple Dipple Fudge Dipped Salmon Slapper

A sex maneuver where a man's penis is covered in at least two different lubricants then inserted in a woman's anus then vagina. Once in the vagina the wee wee schnitzel is slapped around often making funny noises.

Michael: "Hey man, how'd it go with Stacy last night?"

James: "Went pretty damn good, gave her the ol' triple dipple fudge dipped salmon slapper."

Michael: "Damn bro, that's a pro move."

by Daddy drerek drekson November 17, 2020


ham slapper

a person who loves to have fun, often with friends and family

"i am a ham slapper, and i'm here to say:
that i love to have fun every day"

by fun haver July 29, 2015


Yapper-Slapper

The word a guardian uses when they're about to slap you for cursing.

Sally said God's name in vain and then her mom said "Oh, time to give you the yapper-slapper."

by justcallmechickennugget March 22, 2018


Chance the Slapper

A highly evolved human being physically & emotionally that sells at an abnormally high level in comparison to his peers.

Bro, this month I’m gonna pull aChance the SLAPPER” all over your ass!

by The J-Mann August 7, 2024