Tie Your Shoes Bc yuu trippin

you really cappin or tryin a bih so tie your shoes

aye tie your shoes bc yuu trippin g

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tie the white boy down and shock his balls

"tie the white boy down and shock his balls" is what another cadet, Terry, says when he comes to our room with his buddies and wants to practice using his electro-sex device on me -- they attach electrodes to my tits, cock, balls, and asshole and give me electro-shocks and I blast my cum shock-shots everywhere!

Terry and his friends stopped by and they had a beer and said , "Why don't we tie the white boy down and shock his balls?

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Magnetic Tie

Much like the Colombian Neck Tie but involves fire and staples.

You would look good in a Magnetic Tie.

Colombian tie

When you got the throat, just under the jaw and pull the victim's tongue through the hole, making the tongue hang like a tie.

This punishment is typically used by drug related cartels in South America and Mexico

This guy stole my dope, I might have to punish him with a Colombian tie.

Hen tie

A type of horny clip with naked anime ladies

Piglet pinchers find a room full of hen tie.

Seattle Tie

The "Seattle tie" is a game that we probably should have been able to tie, but instead we coughed up a goddamn stupid unforced goal to lose by 1 instead."

We only had to make it through stoppage time to come away with a point and instead we got a Seattle Tie.

Reverse Bow Tie

When the GF, wife, or prostitute while wearing a strap-on is reverse-titty-fucking a man so that all he see's is her ass and meat curtains, which happens to look like a bow tie on his neck.

Dude 1: I need to lose weight.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: The wife said the only sex we are having is a reverse bow tie until I lose my man-tits