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The surprise act of inserting any foreign object in someone's exposed rectal crack for the purposes of communal enjoyment.
Steve couldn't stop himself from giving the plumber a Tim Robbins.
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The knuckleballer for the BoSox. He has a fastball, which is not very fast, a 12-6 curve and a devastating knuckleball. He is a fly-ball out pitcher and he has been pretty solid for the BoSox over his career. Doug Mirabelli catches for him almost every game. He is also a great fielder
Tim Wakefield's knucleball dances and fools hitters.
Tim Wakefield's fastball is slower than most changeups.
Tim Wakefield is a solid fielder.
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Located throughout Canada, Tim Horton's locales are the unofficial HQ for the VPD and other Canadian police.
Canadian criminal: I can't sleep, what shall we do?
Visitor criminal: let's rob a Tim Horton's, they're always open!
Canadian criminal: hahahaha!
Visitor criminal: .. no?
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A Tim Stack is when you stack all of your Tim Horton's coffee cups, so that they take up less space in the garbage can.
This normally takes place in a classroom or office setting, where many people have to share the same garbage.
A Tim Stack will mainly be found in Canada, however they have been spotted in other countries under another other alias;
Starbuck Stack
Teacher: Hey class, can we start a Tim Stack in the back there? The garbage is beginning to overflow.
A German who looks up to his God, Adolf Hitler and wants to be just like him. He is so not enthusiastic and when we play fortnite with him, he sounds like he has depression, and we make him feel better by ignoring him
Oh it's that kid named Tim Simpson
The theory that the shorter a person is the more agressive they are
The shorter you are the more agressive according to Tim Theory