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When you’ve quit your addiction of nicotine by flushing your juul down the toilet, but still carry an emergency tin of Copenhagen longcut, I’m case of emergency ONLY!
Them “ bro you wanna hit this vape”
You “nah I quit”
Them “HOW?!?!”
You “emergency tin.”
A shit place human have ever lived
Some gang gang may be living in there
Wherever places you want to go from Tin Shui Wai, it would take your life time
People were so scared in the Big Seven in Tin Shui Wai
Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.
(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)
Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"
John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"
When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.
Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”
Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”
Scottish phase used to imply that what a person has said or done is incorrect.
Yer heid in a tin can
a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.
Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!
specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.
Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!
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Usually affiliated with women named Chrystal. Usually had a talent for bad acting and often thinks their gift of the gab will save them
“Okay… I have no idea Chrystal just pulled a churkey tin”