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tin miners' pasty

Performing Oral sex on your partner immediately followed by flipping them over for a good Rimming providing the complete package.

(Also known as being a dinner and pudding all in one Pasty for convenience of the old miners.)

Mike: "I gave my missus a proper Tin Miners' Pasty last night and she loved it!"

John: "Make sure you don't have it the wrong way round though cos that would get real messy and leave a weird taste on the lips"

by Dark5iide March 31, 2014


Tinned Pilchard

When a Raccoon (usually of the Portuguese variant) breaks in to your home and defecates on the kitchen floor. Usually, having been attracted by the smell of cheese and ham crackers.

Steve: “Oh for fuck’s sake Tom, have you had a shit on the kitchen floor?”

Tom: “it wasn’t me, it must have been another tinned Pilchard incident”

by Stemol August 31, 2023


Dracula's Tea Tin

The metal disposal box meant for tampons, maxi pads, sanitary napkins, and feminine hygiene products found in women's bathrooms.

I was fucking this chick in the work ladies room,and there was this metal box on the wall. I asked her what it was, and she said it was to throw away used 'pons. It' like Dracula's Tea Tin...

by Stoutwalker November 9, 2012


Tinned

Tinned to the tenth power is an over egotistical barf word used for them quotations marks and air fingertips to to relate to the streets they segregated for monetary gain.

Billy just tried to get us TINNED in front of mommas company when my smoking habit just paid the rent. Another tense is when you use ten or more people to validate your opinion by giving them a daily stipend TINNED for TEN.

Billy just tried to get us TINNED in front of mommas company when my smoking habit just paid the rent.v

When you use ten or more people to validate your opinion by giving them a daily stipend TINNED for TEN

by OreovenaculargeN October 2, 2022


Tinned

To be bamboozled/fooled/fucked over.

Bruh last week I got evicted from my house and the realtor called me and said "You Just Got Tinned!!" then clicked.

by Mrs. Moon March 28, 2022


jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch

a term used to describe something shocking, or so dumfounded and stupid.

Staff sergeant: jesus h. christ on a tin fucking crutch!, carl what the fucking hell have you done?!

specialist Carl: exactly what you told me to do sergeant I burn the shitter.

Staff sergeant: jesus christ, carl do as I mean not as I say!!

by Sparttjbkibweq23SsChief June 16, 2017

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Churkey Tin

Usually affiliated with women named Chrystal. Usually had a talent for bad acting and often thinks their gift of the gab will save them

“Okay… I have no idea Chrystal just pulled a churkey tin

by Koibitch November 25, 2021