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When you and girl come home from a party drunk asf fuck missionary style but you both pass out from being so intoxicated your pubes are stuck together by your cum the morning you wake up.
“Dude last night me and Emma slammed one to many naturdays and we woke up to a Harry Bosch”
A perfect little cuppycake idiot who has the sexiest hands and i jus cANT
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A female human whose beauty and/or sex appeal is so freakishly exaggerated as to lead those around her to suspect that she is a shape-shifting alien, hologram, hallucination or digital simulation. Folklore has it that in medieval times Debbie Harry was the name attributed to evil forces operating under a human guise, which used a velvet-like siren's call to lull unsuspecting listeners into a state of hypnosis while four dark lords appeared, possibly to extract the listener's soul.
*Watches Heart of Glass music video*
"I didn't know they had computer animation back in the 70's."
..."Oh wait, that's just Debbie Harry".
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A sex god who can't fucking remember where he belongs even though he has a song called "Don't Forget Where You Belong" with Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Louis Tonlinson, and Liam Payne ((aka more sex gods)) He thinks he lives in fucking LA when REALL he just belongs in The UK.
Damn Harry Styles needs to leave LA
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William Lin 2.0. He is a god at quite literally everything except for being bad at stuff. Some might even say that the very concept of geniosity didn't exist until he graced the world with his existence.
Anyone: "Harris Leung"
*IQ of everyone in the room raises by 1e5*
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The study of Harry Potter
"Hey Ben, I'm off to continue my studies in Harry Pology"
George: "what are you studying at oxford?"
Ben: "I'm a Harry Pologist"
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A school situated around Peckham Rye where the Headteacher has had enough, the Vice Principal gives you negatives for not walking on the left side of the staircase, and 70% of the school are roadmen. The others are posh pricks who read books everywhere they go and have 5 badges on their blazers. The school is so poor they have to use plastic cutlery. Most of the good teachers have left the school because of how shit it is and now we’re stuck with the ones that are only in it for the money. Not naming names but *cough cough* Miss De Cos. The PE teachers stink and *cough cough* Mr Belcher is bulking. They complain at us for trying to wear warm clothes in the winter when they stand at the side in 5 puffer jackets and 3 pairs of Adidas trackies. The isolation room fucking stinks of sweat and piss. Mr Delsol hates children and fucking wants them to starve and die. The unseasoned cabbage Miss Stewart’s voice sounds like she got ran over by a bunch of fucking frogs and she swallowed them all. I hope your child gets aborted u bitch. How dare u give me minus four for sneezing? Suck your marjarae. Kmt. Fucking shit school. Hope it gets bombed by Al Habeeb. Fucking why can’t a tornado hit our fucking school? I’m fucking done. Absolute bollucks.
Person: What school u go?
Me: Harris Boys Academy East Dulwich, where teachers finger each other in the toilets and students want to kill themselves.