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a Foul Gypsy.
It's a sin against God to:
-help him
-love him
-smell him
- and tie his shoes
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kid who sits in his room all day beating off to megaman. and tenticles up asian girls asses.. he like nuts lodged in his mouth.. he sucks dick all day and he has no friends
megaman- that kid over there is a fag
zero- dont you mean hes a chris?
megaman- hellz yessum!
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A very faggy, annoying piece of shit that just annoys the hell out of you, stalks you to NO END, talks of nothing but his video games (namely Fallout 3, Team Fortress 2, and games about zombies) and Newgrounds.com
He has not showered in near 20 years (and he is only 15 years old), his hair grows into an afro that expands to the sides of his head, which has also been known to store things, such as boogers, money, and slaves.
His voice is that of a small rodent that has been pummeled in the gonads repeated times. If you are near him when he screams or laughs, you will be drawn into a dimensional rift that was ripped into the air from the frequency of his voice.
If you are one of the unlucky bastards to accidentally befriend him, you will receive numerous phone calls asking you to come over or asking himself over. These calls will usually take place between 2-5 minutes of each other if ignored.
He is insanely immature, and will smack you like a bitch for beating him in a video game or something else of the sort. He butts in to conversations that he should have no part in.
He also likes penis.
You're walking with a friend, and you tell a funny joke. Chris is behind you and starts laughing insanely and tries to make lame jokes stemming from yours.
Guy 1: Hey dude whats up?
Guy 2: Nothin much... just got this game fallout 3 though. It's fun so far.
Guy 1: Yeah one time i was bored on it so i murdered everyone in the town because i could.
Guy 2: *starts to laugh but is interrupted*
Chris: *Screeches like a banshee so loud everyone around you starts bleeding out of their ears.*
Guy 1 and 2: Fuck how did Chris find us... Does he have some kind of thermal vision that is able to scope us out amoung the crowd??
Chris: HeY gUyS oNe TiMe I kIlLeD eVeRyOnE iN mEgAtOn *screech laughter imploding the brains of everyone over 13*
Guy 1: Fuck i just said that dude get the fuck away from us
Chris: *Doesn't understand that Guy 1 and 2 hate him and continues to stalk them until the end of time*
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An interesting term used for goat herders found in Africa. These hard workers have to learn to avoid the likes of cheetahs, hyenas, rhinos, irresponsible dick robbers, and spear hunters. The first letter of each will spell Chris. Sadly, it also applies to the slops of shit found in the rest of the world. Call someone a Chris, and they know they are going to have an all around shitty day.
Bobby Earl: Well shit on me mang, all of a sudden I’m just like a Chris. My girlfriend slapped my sack, I lost my money to the cock fights, my neighbor’s goat ate my wife's pansy’s, my car decided to catch fire and burn a house down, and something gave me awful diarrhea with blood.
Johnnie Beaver: Ha ha ha ha, you goat herder chris.
Bobby Earl: Fuck you.
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HIS NAME IS CHRIS
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS
CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK
HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT
HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT
CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER
HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL
HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS
OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
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1. n. something that is done to perfection; especially pertaining to grades in school
2. adj. describing something or some one that exells intellectually; extremely nerdy beyond reason
3. v. the action of acing something pertaining to grades
4. n. the kid who actually does the homework; a person who runs to class over 15 minutes early
1. Wow dude, dont pull a Chris!
2. He's so Chris, he studied for the CSAP's, so now they'e called the Chris-SAP's.
3. Man, I just Chrised that test by cheating off Chris!
4. God, Chris was walkin' to class, I blinked, I missed him.
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Someone who loves to get drunk, because they think it makes them cool. Also stalks girls who hate already hate them because he is in love with them. Overall creepy.
Person #1: Chris is so stupid, he thinks he's cool because he has a drink in his hand.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
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