doing a jack

the act of wanking on skype to his female and male friends

the act of living in a freezer

boy= "im gonna have a wank"
girl= "please dont do a jack"

boy= "how far have you gone with jack ?"
girlfriend= "practically no where, hes doing a jack again"

Doing a Lauda

doing the right thing, all the time every time professionally. In reference to "Niki Lauda".

"He did a real lauda there. "
"He was doing a lauda"

Doing it for the notes

When someone acts completely different to how they actually are to ‘impress’ people online. Their posts are like blanket statements that loads of people can relate to, or show a particular trait or angle of sympathy that people are fond of, for the sole purpose of getting notes. Hence, doing it for the notes.

“He really has a tough life…this kid has 6 types of cancer, no parents, AND he does charity work for animals. I bet he’s a really cool guy!”

“He’s a dickhead really. He's just doing it for the notes.”

do a trow

To parade around in dirty clothes until seen by a senior manager

Not really going to do any work, just going to do a trow.

I didn't really go underground, just did a Trow.

Not Doing Shit

Not doing anything or not doing anything important.

Andy: Hey, what's up?
Jake: I'm not doing shit.
Andy: Oh, same here.

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do ma

"Fuck your mum", very offensive if misdirected at a Vietnamese speaker, and mildly offensive or even playful among familiars.

Origin: Vietnamese - common usage amongst Caucasians noted in the Springvale area.

"What the hell? Do ma!" - surprise, disdain

"Do ma fuck you!" - affectionate playful jibe

"Do ma mae" - this person seriously has nothing to say, and simply emitted this sequence of sounds out of habit.

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Just Do

When you can't be bothered to explain something, the reasoning behind what you have done is that you simply just do.

Just Do
"Katie why do you eat 6790854 grapes a day?"
"Just do"

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